YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN ENGINEERING WHEN...

[GolpoBaz]

-you can solve 2nd order differential eqn's, but cant remember how to do long division
-you got a higher blood alcohol level then your GPA
-you have no life, and you can prove it mathematically
-you do homework on friday nights
-you can’t remember what’s behind the door in the science building which says "Exit".
-you are completely addicted to caffeine.
-you use pick up lines like "Are you a differntiable function? Cuz I wanna be tangent to your curves."
-you never get more than 5 hours of sleep a night
-You consider ANY non-engineering course "easy".
-When your professor asks you where your homework is, you claim to have accidentally determined its momentum so   precisely, that according to Heisenberg it could be anywhere in the universe.
-The salesperson at Circuit City can't answer any of your questions.
-You think that when people around you yawn, it's because they didn't get enough sleep.
- Buying flowers for your girlfriend or spending the money to upgrade your RAM is a moral dilemma.
- You can type 70 words a minute but can't read your own handwriting.