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100,000 sperm and you were the fastest? 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. A closed mouth gathers no foot. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. A day without sunshine is like, night. A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. All generalizations are false, including this one. All men are idiots, and I married their King. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. Always try to be modest and be proud of it! Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of. Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity. Assassins do it from behind. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. |
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Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy. Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Beer: It's not just for breakfast anymore. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks Borrow money from a pessimist, they don't expect it back. Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. Chocolate: the OTHER major food group. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines! Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ass? Criminal Lawyer is a redundancy. |
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Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk? Death is hereditary. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains? Did anyone see my lost carrier? Diplomacy is the art of saying good doggie while looking for a bigger stick. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone. Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink. Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive. Double your drive space. Delete Windows! Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. Energizer Bunny arrested and charged with battery. Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue. Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? |
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